Miscellaneous Quotes - Page 27

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed: 1.No 2.Give some time 3.I have always seen u as my frnd 4.I already have a bf 5.V shud concentrate on studies 6.dis is jus infactuation If a BOY is proposed: 1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4.yes 5.yes 6.yes

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees note
Lincon don't smile in Dollars?
Because American women don't keep the money inside their Blouse...

Fact : In love marriage, you will marry your lover.
In arranged marriage, you will marry others lover. Its true!!!

Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes said by Girl.
And will call u back in 5 minutes said by a Boy are the same.

Whenever I find the key 2 success, someone change the lock. The road 2 success, is always under construction. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.

No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..

Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!

I Know Your Life Can Go On Without Me,
That You Can Be Happy Without Me,
That You Can Survive Without Me,
But Even If You Turn Me Away,
I Will Still Choose To Stay With You,
Be Your Sweetest Stranger Forever.

Sometimes, you have to give up on people.
Not because you don't care
But
Because they dont

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
“But,” he said. “I must see
What the minister’s fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee”

The worst feeling in the world is to be missing some1
when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.

A broken heart is like a dog bite.
The pain will go away,
but the scar will last forever.

The hardest thing that you have to deal with
everytime you find someone new,
is when you find out that person isn’t even interested in you.

I really hate to live Alone…
But its better than being hurt Again and Again

My HANDS never feel PAIN

while typing message for you. .

But My HEART alwayz feel

PAIN when there is no reply from you..

A Sad Lines By Broken Heart-

“They Say Follow Your Heart

But When Your Heart Is In So Many Pieces,
…
Which Way Are You To Follow?”

Awesome Lines By A
Broken Heart

“I Was Not

Always HEARTLESS

But

After You Broke My HEART

I Start Using My

HEART – LESS ….” =/

Have you ever thought
Tears are more precious than Smiles ?

You may smile for anyone,
but you would care to cry
.
.
.
only for someone special..

The sky
without stars:
like sleep
without dreams
like song
without music
like rose
without smell
like face
without smile
like ME
without U!

Tanha tanha se rahate hai.
Dard hota hai to chup hoke sahate hai.
Gam k0 yaha dikhaye kise,
Dhokha to apane hi dete hai.

Nothing is more painful than realizing that
he meant everything to you
but you meant nothing to him

Everything Is Valuable Only At 2 Times
First – Before Getting It….
Second – After Losing It….

DeDiCaTeD
I Hope One Day I Will Pop Up In Your Head
& You Will Think
“I Shouldn’t Let HIM Go”

Na Aate Woh Meri Zindagi Me, Toh Na Hume Unse Pyar Hota..

Na Udaas Hote Hum Tanhaee Me, Na Har Pal Ab Unka Intezar Hota.

A Very Nice Lines Said By A Boy 2 His Love……
“Tera Bina Main Ye Duniya Chor To Du,
Par Uska Dil Kese Dukha Du,
Jo Roz Darwaza Par Khari Kehti Hai,
“BETA GHAR JALDI AJANA MAIN INTIZAR KARUNGE”…..

I Have Decided To Stay Quite When You Hurt Me….
Because If I Hurt You Back Eventually It Is Gonna Hurt Me More Than You!

The Hours Turned To Days,
Days To Weeks,
And Weeks To Months.
Nothing Has Changed,
I’m Still In Love And You’re
Still Gone?

I Wish I Would Have Listened To The
People Who Warned Me About You Only
Hurting Me,
But You Said A Few Sweet Words And I
Let Myself Fall For You.
I Let Myself Think You Were Actually Different.
That’s A Lot Like When I Was A Kid And
I’d Go To A Restaurant.
The Waiter Would Warn Me Not To Touch
The Food Because It’s Too Hot, But I
Would Do It Anyway. I Mean, How Hot Can It Really Be?
Well, I’ve Realized That The Most Exciting
Part About That Is The Moment Right
Before You Do It Becau

If They Don’t Appreciate Your Presence,
Perhaps You Should Try Giving Them Your Absence…. ?

I’m Always Begging My Tears To Stop
But My Heart Allows Them To Fall
Just To Reduce The Pain :

Once You Lose Someone’s Trust ..
It’s Hard For Them To Ever Trust You Again ..

Every line I’ve drawn..
you’ve crossed..
I know everything you’ve said and done..s
o your promises and sorry’s now can’t erase all that.. :/

She wants love and not a lie.
She wants to smile not to cry.
She wants a man not a boy
because her heart is not a toy.

Yuhin nahi rota koi ishq
me
.
Ae”Dosto
.
Jise khud se badh kar chaho,
Wo rulaata zarur hai.

If you’re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

Trouble iz not a trouble, trouble wont trouble u,
if u trouble a trouble, trouble will trouble u double trouble

She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was ?on her? and ?off her

3 Guys Name

What, Why, 'n When Were Talking

What:Why What R U Doing?

Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.

What:Why?

Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?

What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?

Why:What! When Did I Cal U?

When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?

Why:What? Did I Call You? When?

What & When: What

When:Why Are You Caling Urself?

Why:Did I Call Myself, When?

When:What?

What:...

We can't stop Love when we start to Love,
so shower ur Lover with all your Love.
a small favour that you can do for Love,
is to return the Love of Your Great Love!

So search the world for that great Love,
'n when you find it don't fall inlove.
test their Love to be sure u're Loved
then when you're sure,be ready to Love.

To Love a person you think you Love,
is a mistake number one in the books of Love.
in the books of Love it quotes 'do not Love'
'unless you're Loved by the one you Love'.

Love is not Love without the person who Loves,
without the person who Loves there is no Love.
without Love there is no person to Love,
but with Love there is a person to Love.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happened to you?

There is always a sign board'drive slowly' near school,
bt never near girls college.why?
Because here vehicles automatically get slow!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school???
She had a bright student.

Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? And what kind of lettuce?
Sank and iceberg.

Who is called female java?
Java'gal' srinath

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??