Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 38

Bachelors think dat
Married man r lucky..
Married think dat
Bachelors r lucky..

D point is dat

Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time..

The height of badluck A girl and boy met last time for breakup Unfortunatly girl s father caught them Now they are married couple

worst possible way to irritate a person-

Asking him to think POSITIVE when he is waiting anxiously expcting d results of his HIV test-:-))

Its Hard To Sleep When You Know
How Burdened Your Mind Is...


It Is Even Harder Going To Sleep
When You Know There Is
Left Over Pizza In The Fridge... ;->

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THANK GOD, all buttons are working.Sorry 2 disturb u

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD."
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said."At the end of the ruler is an idiot".
I got punished after I asked,"Which end?"..

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva

A Very True
Thought
Which I Really
Experienced Today

..."Whenever I Wanna
Fall In Love With My
BOOKS ...

My BED
Falls In Love
With me ..." ;->

Part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die

Mountain Dew's New Ad:

Come Lets Do
Something
Dangerous,
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS !

Darr Sabko lagta Hai,
Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai..!!

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE'
WHEN MAN TRIES AND WOMEN CRIES..

This line can change millions of life of boys..

"If u cnt change a gal, jus change d gal..!!"

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go to left:)

After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.but..women can do all these without drinking...!

The man who forgets what happened before 15mins is Gajini


But,


The man who comes to know what will happen after 15mins is RAJNI..

from where do we actually pray to god from bottom of our heart..?
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in examination hall.

The Dream Of Every Girl
Is Not Meeting The Perfect Guy

But To EAT Whatever She Wants
Without Getting Fat.

whenever you want to see your gf happy






jus drop your







purse


full of







money

A 'PERFECT' girl

does not fight,

does not talk more,

does not flirt with others,

does not lie,

does not cheat,



And



does not




EXIST ALSO!

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is in my class ;) ...

good morning hve a nice day

Love is not just a word...
not merely a relationship...
itz a silent promise which says...I'l be headache 4 u alwayz.;-)

BOYS are "Good lovers"
but
not"Good selectors"

GIRLS are"Good selectors"
but
not"Good lovers"

Stupid girls na...

keep in mind 3 laws while meditating 1.i am nothing. 2. i need nothing. 3. i am goinging to do nothing.if you have this 3 principals, you can meditate.

Always have a

BACKUP

BEFORE

BREAKUP!

The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books

They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up..;)

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it

Wat Is 'PYAR'.?

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It's a Group Of Friends Sitting In a BAR With Bottles In Hand And Saying-

'P' 'YAR'..

Simple but true: The person who sends more msgs to all his friends..Is the one who is still single..!!

10
terrorist
came
by
"BOAT"













542
Terrorist
will
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by
"VOTE"





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