Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 45

I Am Still Watching You Every Moment Through

3 Different Sources.

1.Cartoon Network

2.Animal Planet

3.National Geography

u will seriously go crazy knowing this top secret . .
The new symbol for Rupee is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . ;-)

Once Rajnikant went to bhopal and had a lot of spicy and oily food...
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Next day whatever happened known as..
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"BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY"

Guess what Santa does a night before he goes into the chimney of every house with toys.....

He waits near his house chimney for...
Rajni to come down with toys....

Catchline on the WALL of
A College Canteen Hall:



This Food Must Be Good.
Ten Thousand FLIES
Cant Be Wrong..!

RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO SHARE ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. THUS...GOOGLE WAS BORN!!

rajnikant once taught a boy table tennis that boy is now-Roger Federer but wen he didnt gave fees then rajnikant taught lawn tennis to Rafel Nadal.... :

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??
THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE.

Recent intel Research Shows that,
till 2012,
people will start using Hardisk of Capacity..
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1 RB(Rajnibyte)...

Nokia is expected 2 launch "Rajni" series in 2011.
With 10 sims at a time.. 500 GB memory.
320 M.pixels camera.
TV, Fridge,AC & Car in one mobile.

once rajnikant buy 40 acers of squre land and make 4 wells in all 4 corners..

u know why..?

for playing carrom.............

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!!

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRLl:
1st msg:lets break up now, its all over...
2nd msg:sorry ,sorry !! datz waz nt for u....

Rajnikant's next film is called Twitter. He is playing 140 characters.

Does Football Have Any Sides?


No?


Think Again


A Little More


Ok,
I'll Tell You..


It Has 2 Sides!



"INISIDE & OUTSIDE" d Football

Once Rajnikanth taught a child how 2 open a door widout ringing a bell......Today dat child is known as INSPECTOR DAYA of CID....!!

After 100 years Guess wat will b the years called....?

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AR and BR
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After Rajinikanth and Bfore Rajinikanth..;-)

I dont fear exams now bcoz at d beginning of every answer I’ll write. ‘According to Rajnikant….’

Impossible may be spelled as
'I m possible....'
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Rajnikanth can never be spelled as
"Rajni can't"..:-D:-)

My mobile is full with rajnikant jokes ............
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now i dont need a charger!!

And….
And….
And….

The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!

Rajnikant can watch movie in nokia 1100

One of the best msg written on the back of a bike:

"GIVE ME LOAN...
LEAVE ME ALONE"..

Breaking india tv news

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...Hanumanji was found reading rajnikant chalisa ! . .

A child went 2 kashmir&strtd playin by mkin smal mountains vd ice 2day dose mountn r cald
"The Himalyas" & dat child s cald
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any guesses
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"RAJNIKANT"

WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

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Worldcup schedule 2011:
GROUP 'A' Teams:
AUS, PAK, SL, NZ, ZIM, CANADA, KENYA, IND, SA, ENG, WI, BAN, IRLAND, NETHERLANDS.


GROUP 'B' Team:
RAJNIKANT

All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks

If You Need Original Tiger's
Nail For Your "Chain Locket" Contact Me Immediately
Bcoz,

I'm Cutting
My Nails 2morrow.
Hurry!
Booking Closes Today. ;)

Rajnikant participated in Race obviously he came first Einstien died aftet watching that....because...As light came second!!!