Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 41

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya

Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->

Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?






GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu

Larki:
Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,
Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?



Larki: Ooh Sh!t...




Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya. :

Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha
ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi...!!!

1 Admi GOLU Ko Mar Raha Tha
Logo Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhe Ho
Aadmi-Sala 1 Ghante Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila

Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat
mile na mile aana zarur. Rly...!!!

Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?

Intresting Jawab.

Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The
Main Nahi.

Santa kisi ladki ke Ghar rishta le kar Geya

Ladki ke maa baap bole 'humari beti abhi padh rahi hai'

Santa 'koi baat nahi hum ek Ghante baad aa jaege'.

Judge-Fasi Se Pehle Kisse Milna Chahoge

Sonu-Biwi Se

J-Ma Bap Se Nai

S-Wo To Agla Janam Hote Mil Jaenge..

..Biwi K Lie 21Yr Intzar Krna Pdega

Aman school mein hans raha tha,
Chaman bola :- Chup raho
Aman :- Kyun ?
Chaman : mein monitor hoon.
Aman bola: mein CPU hoon, ab bol...!!!

Lucky jha

Santa-Aaj breakfast kya kiya?
banta -Sandwiches
Santa -Jhooth Muli ke parathe khaye h na?
Banta -How do u know?
santa-Lips Can Lie But Hips Don't Lie!

Girl: Suna hai is ghar mein
bhoot-pret rehte hain?
Santa: pata ni,
main to 7 saal pehle hi mar gaya tha.

Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai

Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai

2lady ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kr rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-

PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
GOLU-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia

SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha.

BANTA- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log Hain
Roz Roti Chickn Ke Saath Khate hain.

Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi
pee raha tha
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan
nhi nikal raha hai?
Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat,
Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!

Lucky Jha

Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai. Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?"
Student-"Sir, ladki bahut chaalu hai"

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de...!!!

teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

10min baad

te-train dikhao

stu-aap late ho gyi train 5min phle hi chali gae..

boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm

Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
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Papa: nhi beta ..
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.
Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye...!!!

MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

BETA=pdh raha hu.

MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...?

BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message..

G:Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya He
Jise Pete Hi Insan Such Bolne Lgta He Pi Kr Dkho
M:Aakh Thoo,Ye To Tail H
G:Dekha Such Bola,Ye Waqai Tail H

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.

MALLIKA KO AIRPORT PE CUSTAM WALO NE PAKAD K PUCHA IS TIFIN BOX MAI KYA HAI. . . MALIKA GUSSE SE, -KAMINO YE MERA SUTCASE HAI . . . . .

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-
Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:-
Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.

Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
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Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!