My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her a weighing scale
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you.!!
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds.. A Cat came there and danced. Tiger asked who r u ? Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi, bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not. He painted it from his sharp memory!`
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki
On The First Wedding Night. Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls” Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na